JOKE TIME!

lets veer off the metal for just a few minutes and read some fun stuff... here we go lol

Going to bed the other night.
I noticed people in my shed stealing things.
I phoned the police but was told no one was in the area to help.
They said they would send someone over as soon as possible.
I hung up.
A minute later I rang again.
"Hello," I said, "I called you a minute ago because there were people in my shed. You don't have to hurry now, because ive shot them."
Within minutes there were half a dozen police cars in the area, plus helicopters and an armed response unit.
They caught the burglars red-handed.
One of the officers sais : "I thought you said you shot them."
To which i replied: "I thought you said no one was available."

lol :)

my fav...

The first divorve directly related to the September 11th terrorist attacks has been filed in New York. It appears a guy with an office on the 103rd floor spent the morning at his girlfriend's appartment with his phone turned off. He wasn't watching TV either. When he turned his phone back on at 11am, it rang immediately. It was his hysterical wife, "Are you OK? Where are you?" He said, "What do you mean? I'm in my office of course!"